JAZZ HANDS SIDE SHUFFLE

Have you ever had someone from your high school days reach out to compliment you on your blog and in an attempt to compress 30 something years of history into one email you projectile vomited an abundance of information which unintentionally sounded like, "My life turned out so much more interesting than your life," and upon recognizing your hubris you tried to re-balance the energy with some verbal jazz hands by topping it all off with - "Life is a participatory dance."?

Me either.